i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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