I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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