I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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