he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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