i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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