Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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