honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I AM VODKA MAN
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Randomize
