we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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