it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
vagina is talking i cant
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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