Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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