Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we made out on top of his cat.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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