I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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