She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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