I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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