i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i think i have two assholes
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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