And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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