Who wears a wallet chain?!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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