I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
