fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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