after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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