Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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