i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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