Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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