I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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