He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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