I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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