it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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