I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
there is puke in my bra ... again
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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