once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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