u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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