Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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