You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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