Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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