and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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