These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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