I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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