Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
so much tequila, so little girl.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm both gender and math confused
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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