just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
