it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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