wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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