OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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