walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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