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my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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