Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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