You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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