I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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