Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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