I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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