I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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