This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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